To avoid the Peppaning, follow these rules:

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1 It's not a cult

2 No spewing food unless it's an emergency

7 bread

3 In case of Cows or Pigs, use holy water

4 Emily always wins

5 Don't show your intestines

6 Beware of Catman

8 No breaking chairs

9 If a cougar approaches, be calm

10 A new queen shall be crowned each week

11 No sitting on people's apple pies